If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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