Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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