Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I want to fling myself into the sun
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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