their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
At least life still wants to fuck me.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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