We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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