ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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