Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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