I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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