I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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