i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
where are you?
Hypothermia
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I smell like Dick and happiness
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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