We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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