I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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