I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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