redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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