nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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