We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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