I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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