think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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