...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
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