It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
Randomize
