the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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