white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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