If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
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