So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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