Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Randomize
