is your mom at the bar?
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Randomize