If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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