turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
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