new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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