I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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