So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
My bed smells like the plague
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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