i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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