Your mouth is God's brothel.
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
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