Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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