I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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