Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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