Since when is my name a synonym for head?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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