So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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