It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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