woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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