I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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