I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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