When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Edward fifth and chaser hands
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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