Sponge bath it is.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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