stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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