ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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