But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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