You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Randomize
