Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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