Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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