: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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