literally had 100 drinks last night.
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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