This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
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Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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