Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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