oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Randomize
