Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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