Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Randomize
