I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
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