The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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